Cobra Eclipse 15 monopod

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I’ve been trying to make sense of the Cobra Eclipse 15’s name for a little while now, because what does an eclipse have to do with a monopod? And “cobra”? Why would you name your monopod after the one thing you absolutely don’t want to be holding on to? Well, I think I have it figured out, and it has to do with Exodus. You see, when Moses confronted Pharaoh, his staff (ormonopod) famously transformed into a snake and devoured the serpents that Pharaoh’s sorcerers had summoned. With the same staff, Moses also brought about the Plagues of Egypt, one of which was 3 days of darkness- an event which could be interpreted as an eclipse. What’s more, according to the Gematria generator website I just googled, “15” is sort of related tothe word “Rams”, which may refer to the fifth plague. Now, I know what you’re saying: “Camera Traders, this is absurd, it is still debated whether the staff of Moses is the same as Aaron’s Rod, which is the staff specifically named in the Pharaoh confrontation. Are you certain that your interpretation is correct?” I have to admit that my Rabbinical bonafides are lacking, and I have not yet accounted for the remainingplagues, but overall this seems like the simplest explanation.